luckthebard:

ghostofwhitestone:

Okay this is random but I have a question for anyone who has more than one set of CR character dice: Whose set is luckiest? Are there any random individual dice from a set that really tends to do well or always lets you down?

I’m curious about patterns so reblog this and tell me in the tags if you’re so inclined.

The Vax d20 rolled a 1 and a 2 on death saves and killed my character in session 2.

The Caleb d20 rolls an absurd amount of nat 20s but only when I’m DMing. It’s useless when I’m playing.

The Keyleth d20 almost never crits but consistently rolls high.

The Taryon d20 only rolls well when it will be funny for it to do so.

yellingtimber:

wanna grab a coffee after work? don’t mind my life threatening injuries

first art post gotta be a quick tim for the soul

savagealaskan:

my body cracks like a glow stick but has the audacity to not glow? despicable

the-haiku-bot:

kedreeva:

pluralwizard:

explorerrowan:

rwprincess:

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

plumadesatada:

gojirahkiin:

debelice:

Look! Seahorses!

@cat-with-no-name ur so fucking right

foxgirlmoth:

imlizy:

imlizy:

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Like to charge, reblog to cast

feministakari:

feministakari:

bentsahra:

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

Someone put in the “Why Does He Do That” quote

Another one:

ciniluv:

todays-problematic-ship:

“Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?”