chainsawsdreamer:

supreme-leader-stoat:

leseigneurdufeu:

supreme-leader-stoat:

the-writers-wrench:

supreme-leader-stoat:

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don’t think I can clearly articulate beyond “And that concludes tonight’s reports on German air forc—WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR”

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

This isn’t exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

• The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain’s Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.
• He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.
• (Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn’t be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)
• Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.
• Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF’s nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.
• Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole “stealing a plane” thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It’s Arthur.

“a catholic priest” i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

You know what sure why not let’s just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

@seajr DUDE

otherearthsoutthere:

friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog:

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

I can always count on fanfic and fandom.

ikeamalmdressers:

funnytwittertweets:

dear-ao3:

bone-free-as-the-wind:

All hail Volcano Snail

headspace-hotel:

thesaltofcarthage:

thisishowwedonut:

shieldfoss:

catboybrigade:

shieldfoss:

hobbygoblin:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.

It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.

Please… you CANNOT HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

> #you never see foot fetishists talking about how all men naturally crave toes as part of the human condition

Not only have I seen that, I have seen it in a power point at a conference

You’ve seen in a what now

did i stutter

Throwback to that reddit post about the guy who learned exercising doesn’t make everyone incredibly horny and realized he’s come across as an asshole to every partner he’s ever had

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/l80g8l/tifu_by_mistakenly_believing_exercise_turns_you/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad. 

I’m dying over here. This poor guy.

jadegiantess:

phoenixyfriend:

jadegiantess:

zoobus:

ampervadasz:

For those confused: the player in dark blue was faking out shooting a basket. The defending player in green fell for the fake out and jumped past the player in blue attempting to block the shot. The player in green then landed out of bounds. The player in dark blue then passed him the ball. Out of reflex the player in green caught it. Since that player was out of bounds and now has the ball the ball is handed back over to the dark blue team.

Worth noting the dark blue team is the Harlem Globetrotters.

#“he play too much” babes you went to a globetrotters game there is no too much #thats the point
#the harlem globetrotters from basketball and scooby doo as i called them when i was a kid
#i had to double check because the uniform is different and a lil hard to read but yeah 53 is sky #i love his swishy walk while laughing that the guy fell for it and got big mad
#also if you dont know the harlem globetrotters dont play in the nba they do touring exhibition matches #where their skills are very good but their antics are usually the draw #like the savannah bananas are in baseball rn (via @jadegiantess)

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

I wouldn’t blame you for not knowing! They are amazingly talented players and started when black people were not allowed to play in the NBA. Still, they went against the Lakers (World Champions at the time) in 1949 and won, and it is the last time they “officially” played the pro league. That said some excellent players started as Globetrotters and some moves too (did you know a Globetrotter invented the dunk?).

They wrote a letter to the NBA Commissioner calling them out about this and saying it’s high time to add them to the roster. Highly recommend reading it, they say it way better than I ever could.

olowan-waphiya:

Biden creates a new national monument near the Grand Canyon - https://www.npr.org/2023/08/08/1192622716/biden-national-monument-grand-canyon-arizona

Biden is creating a new national monument near the Grand Canyon

The president will make the announcement in Arizona on Tuesday. The designation protects lands that are sacred to indigenous peoples and blo

NPR

The move protects lands that are sacred to indigenous peoples and permanently bans new uranium mining claims in the area. It covers nearly 1 million acres.

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“It will help protect lands that many tribes referred to as their eternal home, a place of healing and a source of spiritual sustenance,” she said. “It will help ensure that indigenous peoples can continue to use these areas for religious ceremonies, hunting and gathering of plants, medicines and other materials, including some found nowhere else on earth. It will protect objects of historic and scientific importance for the benefit of tribes, the public and for future generations.”

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The new national monument will be called Baaj Nwaavjo I'tah Kukveni Grand Canyon National Monument. According to the Grand Canyon Tribal Coalition that drafted a proposal for the monument, “Baaj Nwaavjo” means “where tribes roam” in Havasupai, and “I'tah Kukveni” translates to “our ancestral footprints” in Hopi.

all land is sacred (and should be returned) but this is good news.

otherearthsoutthere:

everythingfox:

He tried his best

Poms!!!